chrisdelia: “Hey. So here’s a real guy. I saw him. I took this picture. I also h…

chrisdelia: “Hey. So here’s a real guy. I saw him. I took this picture. I also heard the conversation he was having with the guy in front of him. The crazy part? The conversation wasn’t about his hairdo. So my very important question is… how do you have a real conversation with someone without them saying things like “That’s cool but when did you start doing your hair like that?” or here’s another question you could ask “Why?” and he would get what you were talking about immediately (his hair). Here’s what I love most about this man: His hair obviously suggests he straight up DOES NOT give a SINGLE fuck about what you or ANYONE thinks. At all. Like he could even be like “I was in favor of the holocaust” and you would be like “What?!” but then he could point at his head and you’d be like “Okay I get it now.” That being said his outfit is literally THE most “Bring me home to meet your mother/I work at Pier One Imports” outfit there is! I mean the dude is fucking dressed like a John Cryer character for fuck’s sake. So he’s basically saying “I do NOT give a FUCK unless I’m starting from my eyes down. Above my head? That’s basically the middle finger given to WHOEVER looks his way. This dude HAD to have been molested when he was a kid by someone with INSANE hair. Like he’s trying to keep straight and narrow but his crazy past just can’t be shaken off. Props to this dude though for real… for being the single most non-conformist conformist I have ever laid eyes on. He is basically a soldier at war with his dick out making eye contact with his superiors. I congratulate anyone who can pull off both “Fuck you” and “do you like me” at the same time. This man is my best friend from now on. #congratulationsworld“

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